Vagina: Clown Car? You decide.
The significant drop in the infant mortality rate, along with modern man’s abandonment of agriculture to move into urban lifestyle has without question snuffed out the need for people to breed indiscriminately. There is virtually no reason for anyone today to have a little platoon of children in the 21st century.
This is one of the key reasons that when I stumble onto fundies who’s primary function in life to be baby machines, I add to it the endless list of annoying traits of Christians. Quiver full believes that they need to squeeze out as many babies as humanly possible until their uterus collapses or their sperm dries up. The internet is populated with dozens of websites with smiling happy parents of 9 – 20 kids posing for photos in clothing that pre dates the Cambrian explosion because the youngest has to wear something that has been worn by 17 older brothers or sisters. In almost all cases it is instantly apparent that regardless of the number of children, there is strong evidence by their appearance that the gene pool they’ve been wading in has been drained generations ago.
My pedantic nature leads me to wonder as to what contingency plans are made if any, in the event that something happens to the primary money earner or care giver. No doubt they soothe themselves in the notion that a ubiquitous god will provide in such a situation. It’s called the God will provide plan or more commonly refered to as plan B.
At any rate, the god in this situation usually comes in the guise of taxpayers money.
The worst part about Quiver full is their affiliated brethren that goes by the name of Blessed Arrows. This cult takes donations to pay for reversals of tubaligation and vasectomies for the unfortunate poor who can’t afford to pay for the procedures themselves. When I first learned about this group, I thought it was a satirical site. These morons are dead serious. Anyone is allowed to donate their money to pay for poor people to reverse their procedures so they will be able to spawn again because we all know how utterly brilliant it is to have poor people produce lots of kids.
In light of this growing sect of I am currently accepting donations for my new ministry called “Stop Fundies at the Cervix” Unlike Blessed Arrows, I give receipts for income tax purposes. Please give generously and visit my website at www.sterilizeallfundies.com.
This is one of the key reasons that when I stumble onto fundies who’s primary function in life to be baby machines, I add to it the endless list of annoying traits of Christians. Quiver full believes that they need to squeeze out as many babies as humanly possible until their uterus collapses or their sperm dries up. The internet is populated with dozens of websites with smiling happy parents of 9 – 20 kids posing for photos in clothing that pre dates the Cambrian explosion because the youngest has to wear something that has been worn by 17 older brothers or sisters. In almost all cases it is instantly apparent that regardless of the number of children, there is strong evidence by their appearance that the gene pool they’ve been wading in has been drained generations ago.
My pedantic nature leads me to wonder as to what contingency plans are made if any, in the event that something happens to the primary money earner or care giver. No doubt they soothe themselves in the notion that a ubiquitous god will provide in such a situation. It’s called the God will provide plan or more commonly refered to as plan B.
At any rate, the god in this situation usually comes in the guise of taxpayers money.
The worst part about Quiver full is their affiliated brethren that goes by the name of Blessed Arrows. This cult takes donations to pay for reversals of tubaligation and vasectomies for the unfortunate poor who can’t afford to pay for the procedures themselves. When I first learned about this group, I thought it was a satirical site. These morons are dead serious. Anyone is allowed to donate their money to pay for poor people to reverse their procedures so they will be able to spawn again because we all know how utterly brilliant it is to have poor people produce lots of kids.
In light of this growing sect of I am currently accepting donations for my new ministry called “Stop Fundies at the Cervix” Unlike Blessed Arrows, I give receipts for income tax purposes. Please give generously and visit my website at www.sterilizeallfundies.com.
posted by freudz wet dream at 8:37 PM
4 Comments:
Classic as always FWD. I miss your blogs so. take care gorgeous.
Amazonhighpriestess
Ya know, as a Canuk, I would think you would be a tad more concerned about Muslim fundies, since you have no restrictions on them.
How many Christian suicide bombers have there been in the last 100 years?
The Muslims are simply doing what Christians used to do (you know, those pesky little Crusades and Inquisitions). Had Christians had dirty bombs in the dark ages, there would be no one left standing that didn't agree with their dogma. I at least have a shred of hope for Christians to one day see reason as I have no hope at all for the Muslims, who are by every sense of the word beyond reason.
How many people were actually killed in the Crusades?
How many Crusades were there, for that matter?
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