I Can Only Assume...

that because Freudz has not answered my email, nor posted on this blog, that she has found Christ, and is now a nun doing the Lord's work in some small 3rd world country.

God bless, Freudz. :)
Keep up the good work...

Three Female Suicide Bombers Kill 32.......

......leaving more oxygen for the rest of us.

Non Stop Ass Rape

Stephen Harper’s Tory cabinet stated last week that they were going to fine $500 for those who are caught downloading music. No doubt the and movie industry has gone bankrupt because of such pirating, and are now looking for employment elsewhere. The actors and musicians as well are feeling the pinch due to all those naughty people pirating their work. Madonna was so consumed with this that she employed a staff of morons to sabotage downloaders. The problem that I see is that Madonna should be grateful to have enough tone deaf people alive in the world that should so much as desire to even waste the bandwidth to download her shit much less make her a millionaire.

I downloaded Pink Floyd Animals this week, and I suddenly found myself imagining the strange twist of irony should I be found out by our fearless bible-thumping Prime Minister and I started doing some math.

In 1979 I purchased the Pink Floyd Animals LP at 10.99 plus applicable taxes to play it on my $350.00 plus applicable taxes stereo system, in 1982, they no longer made stylists for my stereo so I was forced to buy a $735.00 plus applicable taxes to continue enjoying Animals, then in 1984, they stopped making stylists for that as well, so I was forced to purchase a cassette of Pink Floyd Animals at $12.99 plus applicable taxes as well as a contraption to play it on, the total on that being $250.00 plus applicable taxes. Due to lack of Government control regulations on car audio players, I was forced to purchase a second Pink Floyd Animals cassette in 1985 because the piece of shit player in my car ate the first one, and then again in 1998, because it happened again. At last, I was forced to purchase the Pink Floyd Animals CD at $19.99 plus applicable taxes because the format changed again as well as a new stereo system to play it on, not to mention the $180.00 I spent on the special edition Pink Floyd Box Set.

Stephen Harper can shove his fine up his conservative ass, but no doubt it’s tighter than a vacuum. I have paid $249.95 plus applicable taxes on Pink Floyd Animals in and of itself alone, not mention the thousands of dollars I’ve thrown away for the devices to play it.

But Stephen Harper has to find some way to finance Natives to live off the back of Canadians so this is probably his Ace in the hole. No doubt Roger Waters and the boys don’t think I owe than anything, because let’s face it, they probably have private Islands somewhere in the Pacific. And the government has made more than enough money on me, fleecing me for 15% taxes on all purchases made. Harper is cordially invited to fuck himself.

Oh yes, Freudz wrote a book

You just gotta love a guy who knows how to make millions off of the world's most stupid people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

You wouldn't think that selecting a satirical Benny Hinn video would be harder than Chinese math, but sadly, the serious ones are a bigger parody than the irreverent ones. The most frightening part of all of this is all the people at these revivals are allowed to vote and drive cars.

Atlas Shrugged, no doubt.

It recently came to my attention that Ayn Rand’s masterpiece will be made into a movie this year. Philosophy in the hands of Hollywood will mean that by Christmas, people will be wearing “I am John Galt” T-shirts and “This is John Galt speaking” bumper stickers. It will mean that the intellectually bankrupt will be mildly and unwittingly armed with a philosophy simply because they thought it was going to be something like Mr and Mrs Smith. At this stage of the game, I am not even able to banter with anyone as to how Rand’s intent is even going to transcend itself onto a big screen, because there’s such a shortage of people who’ve even read her books even though I was first made to read when I was 16 by my English teacher and read it 4 times since.

The ideology of embracing objectivism and rejecting altruism will be lost in the small minds of the general public who would have never tackled 1100 pages of Rand’s vision. I don’t adopt all of Rand’s philosophy but I agree with most of what she had to say. Hers was an eclectic combination of Aristotle, Nietzsche, Spinoza just to name a few, dismantling the lion’s share of the government, with police, military and justice still in tact. The conservatives are going to dislike this movie, and the liberals are going to loathe it. She makes Nietzsche’s Zarathustra look weak and impotent….so what’s left to say but…. Who is John Galt?

Vagina: Clown Car? You decide.

The significant drop in the infant mortality rate, along with modern man’s abandonment of agriculture to move into urban lifestyle has without question snuffed out the need for people to breed indiscriminately. There is virtually no reason for anyone today to have a little platoon of children in the 21st century.

This is one of the key reasons that when I stumble onto fundies who’s primary function in life to be baby machines, I add to it the endless list of annoying traits of Christians. Quiver full believes that they need to squeeze out as many babies as humanly possible until their uterus collapses or their sperm dries up. The internet is populated with dozens of websites with smiling happy parents of 9 – 20 kids posing for photos in clothing that pre dates the Cambrian explosion because the youngest has to wear something that has been worn by 17 older brothers or sisters. In almost all cases it is instantly apparent that regardless of the number of children, there is strong evidence by their appearance that the gene pool they’ve been wading in has been drained generations ago.

My pedantic nature leads me to wonder as to what contingency plans are made if any, in the event that something happens to the primary money earner or care giver. No doubt they soothe themselves in the notion that a ubiquitous god will provide in such a situation. It’s called the God will provide plan or more commonly refered to as plan B.
At any rate, the god in this situation usually comes in the guise of taxpayers money.

The worst part about Quiver full is their affiliated brethren that goes by the name of Blessed Arrows. This cult takes donations to pay for reversals of tubaligation and vasectomies for the unfortunate poor who can’t afford to pay for the procedures themselves. When I first learned about this group, I thought it was a satirical site. These morons are dead serious. Anyone is allowed to donate their money to pay for poor people to reverse their procedures so they will be able to spawn again because we all know how utterly brilliant it is to have poor people produce lots of kids.

In light of this growing sect of I am currently accepting donations for my new ministry called “Stop Fundies at the Cervix” Unlike Blessed Arrows, I give receipts for income tax purposes. Please give generously and visit my website at www.sterilizeallfundies.com.