Be Vewy Vewy Quiet…. I’m hunting Wawyers
The above images show astounding proof as to how someone from the Bush administration could make such a common mistake in judgment. On the left is an image of a 5 ounce quail and on the right is Harry Wittington in the days when he had two shoulders. From the two photos I have amalgamated above, it is almost impossible to tell them apart especially at the reported distance of 30 yards. One could easily see how anyone (not just a republican) could confuse the two and also fall victim of mistaking their identity.
At the time “Mr Cheney was carrying a valid out of state hunting license but had neglected to purchase the required stamp for upland game, according to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department”. It appears that he also neglected to acquire the stamp mandatory for hunting upland attorneys (or a simple varmint license for shooting non-litigious republicans) . This mild mishap could have unfavorable repercussions for Cheney as it is against the law in Texas to hunt attorneys out of season or without the $7 stamp.
Cheney has been described as an experience hunter, and while I believe that only a novice or intermediate hunter could confuse a quail for a human being I need to remind myself that perhaps Texas quail is much larger than the Canadian Quail I am used to seeing on my plate.
What I find most disarming is the insensitivity of the general public (especially the naughty Democrats) who have now do nothing but demonstrate this perpetual level of irreverence regarding this entire matter, yet they themselves would probably turn down the quail/lawyer identification test if they were asked to take one. On the other hand, anyone asking a quail to draw up legal papers or have them defend them in court would just be asking for trouble.
As I am a strong supporter of Americans shooting each other, I feel that Cheney has conducted himself with the utmost of nationalism and grandeur. If we could only get Cheney to invite Bush out for a weekend of Moose Hunting our troubles would be well behind us.
At the time “Mr Cheney was carrying a valid out of state hunting license but had neglected to purchase the required stamp for upland game, according to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department”. It appears that he also neglected to acquire the stamp mandatory for hunting upland attorneys (or a simple varmint license for shooting non-litigious republicans) . This mild mishap could have unfavorable repercussions for Cheney as it is against the law in Texas to hunt attorneys out of season or without the $7 stamp.
Cheney has been described as an experience hunter, and while I believe that only a novice or intermediate hunter could confuse a quail for a human being I need to remind myself that perhaps Texas quail is much larger than the Canadian Quail I am used to seeing on my plate.
What I find most disarming is the insensitivity of the general public (especially the naughty Democrats) who have now do nothing but demonstrate this perpetual level of irreverence regarding this entire matter, yet they themselves would probably turn down the quail/lawyer identification test if they were asked to take one. On the other hand, anyone asking a quail to draw up legal papers or have them defend them in court would just be asking for trouble.
As I am a strong supporter of Americans shooting each other, I feel that Cheney has conducted himself with the utmost of nationalism and grandeur. If we could only get Cheney to invite Bush out for a weekend of Moose Hunting our troubles would be well behind us.
posted by freudz wet dream at 1:13 PM
6 Comments:
If we can't tell the difference between a Quail and a Person then whats to say we won't mistakenly shoot a Canadian instead of an American.
ummmm...well as you can plainly see, I hadn't thought this out completely through. You raise an alarming point Gwen.
It was only a lawyer you know...
Yes but it was a Republican Lawyer! I feel really bad for my smerk.
Don't let Cheney see that smirk!!! ;)
That's a tall order Jimmy as this is the stuff we liberals masturbate to.
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