This would look so good on my bumper

I just can't leave it alone, can I

This is where Captain Marvin and I spent the weekend. I told you I'd mention you. 

Can a person get any geekier 

I wish I had something eventful to say

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you,
just enough to bring you down.
Mother Mary won't you whisper,
something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.

I'm so short of interesting things to say these days, quoting Tool is usually the next best thing when your brain refuses to rev up.

Leviticus 18:22

When the horrible news was released that spongebob was gay, I felt my legs go numb. I will remember that moment of shear grief for years to come. I wish to extend my complete indebtedness to the right wing Christian Community for making this most profound and enlightening observation.

Studies have shown that it is almost impossible to detect homosexual behavior in invertebrates, allowing deviants such as spongebog to slip by undetected and leaving our children completely at risk. Under the watchful eye of fundamentalists, cock smoking sponges cam no longer hide and spread their repulsive lifestyles. There may quite possibly be entire homosexual communities in the coral reef but officials are still remaining hopeful that this estimation is largely exaggerated.

Our only hope now is that he was outed before any permanent damage could take place and that our children are safe once more.