Leviticus 18:22 Vs Bill C-38
The Vatican has announced that it is withholding those shitty tasting, stale pieces of bread that stick to the roof of your mouth until Monday morning after mass to Canadian Politicians that passed same sex marriage laws.
The Archbishop of Edmonton has encouraged local Bishops to try and persuade politicians to change their position before they can release the ummmm stale bread to them. It is not clear yet whether or not All Points Bulletin Posters will be put up beside the stale bread distribution centre on Sundays so the priests can scrutinize all recipients to ensure it’s not a Liberal or NDP Politician.
Paul Martin was spotted yesterday in a Novelty store purchasing a fake rubber nose and moustache that authorities fear he will wear with a non descript trench coat in order to maliciously extort communion under false pretence.
Pope Benedict is now considering a proposal to ban gays from entering the priesthood but it’s open door policy on child molesters is in no way endangered.
From Rome. This is Freudz reporting……………
The Archbishop of Edmonton has encouraged local Bishops to try and persuade politicians to change their position before they can release the ummmm stale bread to them. It is not clear yet whether or not All Points Bulletin Posters will be put up beside the stale bread distribution centre on Sundays so the priests can scrutinize all recipients to ensure it’s not a Liberal or NDP Politician.
Paul Martin was spotted yesterday in a Novelty store purchasing a fake rubber nose and moustache that authorities fear he will wear with a non descript trench coat in order to maliciously extort communion under false pretence.
Pope Benedict is now considering a proposal to ban gays from entering the priesthood but it’s open door policy on child molesters is in no way endangered.
From Rome. This is Freudz reporting……………
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Those intellectuals at the Vatican should be looking for PEDOPHILES, not gays.
Sofo, why would they need to look for more pedophiles, I trust they have the market cornered as it is. If they keep ordaining child molesters there won't be any left for anyone else.
I'm sure not all pedophiles are gay anf not all gays are pedophiles, but I bet they walk hand and hand at times.
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