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posted by freudz wet dream at 5:48 AM
Friday, January 27, 2006
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4 Comments:
I am not sure who you are who what you think you are doing, but anyone with any brains and who is a beliver would know you are probably a witch, or some part of Satans team.
Even if I took this 'joke' seriously, Jesus would not be a Calvin Klein customer, he was a man of the people, a common man, and should he return tomorrow, (and that is very possible), sure, he would need to wear cloths, but surely, something from Wal-Mart, K-Mart, etc. Don't laugh, you devil lady, it’s a fact Jesus would be dressing as any working class Jewish labourer you see on streets of Provo, where I live. To make light of this is a sign you are one with Beelzebub. Consider becoming a humorist for the Lord; make the wretched laugh all the way to eternal damnation, while we celebrate the Lord’s return, proudly dressed in Wal-mart specials, one with Jesus the Christ, to live forever at his side, sneering at all you well dress suckers as you march to your everlasting doom.
If you're free this upcoming weekend, we can get a bucket of ox blood and dip live chickens in it while I stir up incantations by the light of 300 candles and sacrifice new borns on a bamboo alter. I'll spring for pizza afterwards.
The trouble with these web sites is one does not know if you are serious or not. At first glance it seems very far fetched, your candle-blood ritual, but, on second glance, you are probably hiding your wicked ways in plain sight. The battle for souls is not a laughing matter. It’s not something to discuss over pizza. Often, my brothers in the Christ and I speak about the wonders of heaven, over a simple meal of bread and water, sometimes if we are very pious that night, some Kraft dinner – and while you may be looking down on that simple fair, one day, we shall look down on you, from on-high, drinking milk and eating honey, laughing as you torment in Hell. I am very serious, I know somewhere right now, your blog is being copied into the book of Judgment. One day, when you are facing the Lord of all creation and wonder, he will point his fiery finger at you, and show you link after link, blog after blog, web page after web page, of this hideous web site, and you shall feel his wrath. And I shall be at his side, proud as he reads these very words that come to his defence… but you still can change your ways, pour out the ox-blood upon the ground, and offer it to the one Lord, replace these pages with Bible stories and other good works and words of men of Jesus, like George Bush, and men who have a place in heaven, if not, you will end up like the false pope in Rome, burning for eternity, (that’s forever, FOREVER!), repent, or die, repent or fry, repent – you can try. Yours for Jesus the one Lord of all of Gods wonders and even more, James, a fisher of men.
T'is strange that you should suggest that I hide my wickedness from sight when you have been so swift in outing me. You do not appear that clever, so therefore, it would only stand to reason that I have been more than overt with my true nature as that of a devil worshiper. We skeptics are notorious for rejecting Gods, Psychic claims, ghosts, UFO and the tooth fairy, but it is true that we secretly worship satan. I would be most interested in meeting you and your brothers to see who can convert who first.
As I recall, one apostle by the name of James was stoned to death, and the other was beheaded, fish could not save either of them.
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