People for the Exploitive Torment of Advancement
Officials have indicated that the medical term ‘waste of skin’ is a medical expression used to elucidate the existence of members of PETA. In studying the habits and rituals of these creatures, scientists have revealed that ‘waste of skin’ (WOS) was the only term they could come up with which best describes this tribe of hypocrites and alarmists.
While PETA militantly protests animal testing, Mary Beth Sweetland, director of PETA, is herself a diabetic who uses insulin derived from livestock pancreas every day in order to sustain life, not to mention that her insulin is the direct result of animal testing. I suppose the English language needs to find a new word defining that level of hypocrisy but to date, scholars can only suggest to use any adjectives in front of the word hypocrite until it elevates it to the level to best describes Mary Beth.
She isn’t the only PETA member reaping the harvest of animal testing as any medication or medical procedure used today required a great deal of animal testing in order for it to exist. We can pretend that no member of member PETA has taken any medication of any sort or had any medical procedure carried out on them or their loved ones, but who the hell are we kidding?
The irony of all this is that due to the success of animal testing, 50% of PETA members would have died long ago from any number of nasty diseases, so that’s ultimately where science has failed mankind at large. Instead, PETA is able to enjoy the opulence of modern day science in one breath, and indefatigably protest and sabotage it in another.
What a lot of people don’t understand about the field of science and medical development is that in order to find cures for diseases, healthy specimens are needed and must be subjected to the disease in order to monitor the development of that disease. To use sick people to find cures doesn’t cut it, and the number of healthy humans volunteering to being pumped full diseases from Polio to AIDs has been lacking as of late. My suggestion of replacing the lab rodents with PETA members in order to further science has not been addressed by either PETA or the scientific community thus far.
One of the most disturbing exploits PETA raised was in February 2003, when they ran a campaign, called “Holocaust on your Plate” where they showed photos of Holocaust victims about to be gassed next to a pen full of pigs along with approximately 60 similar comparisons. I can’t even find the words to express how callous and repellent the very concept of that is, making PETA no better than the Nazis themselves who compared Jews to pigs during the reign of the Third Reich. Irony upon irony upon irony circles PETA like buzzards circle a cadaver.
While I like animals as much as the next person, I am intelligent enough to understand where I am in the pecking order in relation to animals.
Humans are omnivores by their very makeup, and if members of PETA wish to survive on alfalfa sprouts and okra, I raise a glass to them and toast their health. Torching labs, sabotaging science, and stirring violence against others is
PETAs hallmark, as these morons have no interest in humanity outside of their own.
While PETA militantly protests animal testing, Mary Beth Sweetland, director of PETA, is herself a diabetic who uses insulin derived from livestock pancreas every day in order to sustain life, not to mention that her insulin is the direct result of animal testing. I suppose the English language needs to find a new word defining that level of hypocrisy but to date, scholars can only suggest to use any adjectives in front of the word hypocrite until it elevates it to the level to best describes Mary Beth.
She isn’t the only PETA member reaping the harvest of animal testing as any medication or medical procedure used today required a great deal of animal testing in order for it to exist. We can pretend that no member of member PETA has taken any medication of any sort or had any medical procedure carried out on them or their loved ones, but who the hell are we kidding?
The irony of all this is that due to the success of animal testing, 50% of PETA members would have died long ago from any number of nasty diseases, so that’s ultimately where science has failed mankind at large. Instead, PETA is able to enjoy the opulence of modern day science in one breath, and indefatigably protest and sabotage it in another.
What a lot of people don’t understand about the field of science and medical development is that in order to find cures for diseases, healthy specimens are needed and must be subjected to the disease in order to monitor the development of that disease. To use sick people to find cures doesn’t cut it, and the number of healthy humans volunteering to being pumped full diseases from Polio to AIDs has been lacking as of late. My suggestion of replacing the lab rodents with PETA members in order to further science has not been addressed by either PETA or the scientific community thus far.
One of the most disturbing exploits PETA raised was in February 2003, when they ran a campaign, called “Holocaust on your Plate” where they showed photos of Holocaust victims about to be gassed next to a pen full of pigs along with approximately 60 similar comparisons. I can’t even find the words to express how callous and repellent the very concept of that is, making PETA no better than the Nazis themselves who compared Jews to pigs during the reign of the Third Reich. Irony upon irony upon irony circles PETA like buzzards circle a cadaver.
While I like animals as much as the next person, I am intelligent enough to understand where I am in the pecking order in relation to animals.
Humans are omnivores by their very makeup, and if members of PETA wish to survive on alfalfa sprouts and okra, I raise a glass to them and toast their health. Torching labs, sabotaging science, and stirring violence against others is
PETAs hallmark, as these morons have no interest in humanity outside of their own.
posted by freudz wet dream at 3:21 PM
3 Comments:
They show lynched blacks at that exhibit too.
Whatever it takes to push their hypocritic agenda.
My suggestion of replacing the lab rodents with PETA members in order to further science has not been addressed by either PETA or the scientific community thus far.
Heh.
Where do I sign THAT petition?!?!
I like the Ad that says Animal Testing helps save Animals too. What about the animals that they love. How would there be any vets or behaviorists, or cilicone for Pam Andersons boobs.
Gwen, I was accosted by PETA, on Spanina in front of a Furriers while I was coveting a sable coat in the window, by a woman wearing a billboard with a picture of a skinned animal. She was wearing leather shoes and when I mentioned them to her, she lied about them being leather. Of all activist groups they are the most clueless idiots at large.
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