Limbaughs Rush in Where Angels Fear To Tread
No matter what political agenda you follow, you have to forgive the free world (well those with IQ’s above 85) for thinking you’re a moron for listening to Rush Limbaugh.
This guy’s parents should really consider suing the board of education for failing their child.
Listening to Rush, you can understand why the Democrats are so smug and sure of themselves. It seems like every time this idiot opens his mouth he scores one for the other team.
In A Clockwork Orange, Alexander was subjected to violence, rape and Beethoven while having his eyes forced open until the slightest hint of any of those things made him nauseous. Out of respect for the general public who actually went to school, Rush should be made to listen to himself for hours while a medical team routinely swabs his ears with Q Tips. Only then, will Rush know, that listening to his tripe is right up there with Auschwitz.
Behold the man:
Limbaugh 1993: On Bill Clinton: "Never trust a draft dodger."
This is a quote from a man who avoided the draft by complaining about an anal cyst caused by an ingrown hair. If I could make something like this up, I swear I’d be writing for Disney. Just when you think Rush can’t get any sexier, he makes us swoon with his Anal cyst.
Limbaugh : "Anytime the illegitimacy rate in black America is raised , Rev. Jackson and other black 'leaders' immediately change the subject."
Jesse Jackson’s campaign seems to be centered against "children having children” not to mention many other black leaders who constantly preach about it. Given the severe degree of Rush’s retardation it is possible to see how he can confuse constant brow beating against something and total evasion of the subject. Take another fist full of pain killers Rush.
Limbaugh introduced a video clip of Malcolm X's "daughter named Betty Shabazz" when attacking director Spike Lee’s film of the same name. Rush never seems to let something as insignificant as facts get in the way of his campaign as Betty Shabazz is Malcolm X’s widow not his daughter.
Limbaugh: "Now, here is my point. In 1990, George Bush was president and was enjoying a 90 percent plus approval rating on the strength of our victories in the Persian Gulf War and Cold War." This was one of his typical paranoid delusional rants insisting that the Democrats were attempting to sabotage President Bush with the budget deal which was concluded in October 1990. I guess the Q card girl forgot to write that the war started 2 August of that year and the cease fire was called 3 March 1991. Idiot.
Limbaugh 1994: "When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult ; it's an invitation."
I don’t think anyone who looks as dumpy as Rush really has anything to worry about in this. Gay guys just don’t go for the Elmer Fudd type.
Limbaugh: "Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream." Rush Limbaugh making fun of unattractive people is like Heinrich Himmler calling Oliver North a naughty soldier.
Limbaugh: "If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs, let the kinds of jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do--let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work."
Republicans should learn the phrase “las cosas de la manera ought ser” because there’s a line up of unskilled stupid Mexicans waiting outside the studio door for his job. Studies have shown that “unskilled stupid” Mexicans can avoid backing up any statement with any form of fact, truth or evidence, get things entirely wrong in front on an entire nation and attempt to pass it off as fact and grow anal cysts as well if not better than Rush can.
Freudz’ The way things ought to be: Limbaugh should have been stopped at the cervix.
This guy’s parents should really consider suing the board of education for failing their child.
Listening to Rush, you can understand why the Democrats are so smug and sure of themselves. It seems like every time this idiot opens his mouth he scores one for the other team.
In A Clockwork Orange, Alexander was subjected to violence, rape and Beethoven while having his eyes forced open until the slightest hint of any of those things made him nauseous. Out of respect for the general public who actually went to school, Rush should be made to listen to himself for hours while a medical team routinely swabs his ears with Q Tips. Only then, will Rush know, that listening to his tripe is right up there with Auschwitz.
Behold the man:
Limbaugh 1993: On Bill Clinton: "Never trust a draft dodger."
This is a quote from a man who avoided the draft by complaining about an anal cyst caused by an ingrown hair. If I could make something like this up, I swear I’d be writing for Disney. Just when you think Rush can’t get any sexier, he makes us swoon with his Anal cyst.
Limbaugh : "Anytime the illegitimacy rate in black America is raised , Rev. Jackson and other black 'leaders' immediately change the subject."
Jesse Jackson’s campaign seems to be centered against "children having children” not to mention many other black leaders who constantly preach about it. Given the severe degree of Rush’s retardation it is possible to see how he can confuse constant brow beating against something and total evasion of the subject. Take another fist full of pain killers Rush.
Limbaugh introduced a video clip of Malcolm X's "daughter named Betty Shabazz" when attacking director Spike Lee’s film of the same name. Rush never seems to let something as insignificant as facts get in the way of his campaign as Betty Shabazz is Malcolm X’s widow not his daughter.
Limbaugh: "Now, here is my point. In 1990, George Bush was president and was enjoying a 90 percent plus approval rating on the strength of our victories in the Persian Gulf War and Cold War." This was one of his typical paranoid delusional rants insisting that the Democrats were attempting to sabotage President Bush with the budget deal which was concluded in October 1990. I guess the Q card girl forgot to write that the war started 2 August of that year and the cease fire was called 3 March 1991. Idiot.
Limbaugh 1994: "When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult ; it's an invitation."
I don’t think anyone who looks as dumpy as Rush really has anything to worry about in this. Gay guys just don’t go for the Elmer Fudd type.
Limbaugh: "Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream." Rush Limbaugh making fun of unattractive people is like Heinrich Himmler calling Oliver North a naughty soldier.
Limbaugh: "If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs, let the kinds of jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do--let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work."
Republicans should learn the phrase “las cosas de la manera ought ser” because there’s a line up of unskilled stupid Mexicans waiting outside the studio door for his job. Studies have shown that “unskilled stupid” Mexicans can avoid backing up any statement with any form of fact, truth or evidence, get things entirely wrong in front on an entire nation and attempt to pass it off as fact and grow anal cysts as well if not better than Rush can.
Freudz’ The way things ought to be: Limbaugh should have been stopped at the cervix.
posted by freudz wet dream at 8:40 AM
6 Comments:
brilliant, ab-sa-fucking-lutely-brilliant. I adore you once more
Sorry, you haven't convinced me you really ever listened to Rush for more than a minute or two.
I love Rush. Glad he's got to you. Eventhough I'm an evil Republican, this is not said with animosity.
I'm beginning to believe that "They've gotten to you" is an initiation rite idiom embedded in republican heads every where, primarily due to the fact that it's their stock response for just about everything they can't rebuttal. It's minion speak for "I don’t know what the hell to say so I’ll make them think We’ve got the better of them"
And while this form of psychology may injure a nine year old Rick, It's a completely ineffective retort to anyone with a reasonable IQ, and it is I who am sorry.
I don't think the government lets Rush on radio stations in your country, do they?
CUG, I don't even think our conservatives would allow him on the radio stations here.
*applause* You are in as fine a form as I have ever seen you in!
Honestly, Canadian politicians would actually have to be something other than be lukewarm guppies to get any sort of international recognition, so I guess Rush is doing a fine job all on his own, proving politicians are idiots.........
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