Passion of the Christers
I read an advertisement yesterday, selling candles that smell like Jesus for the rock bottom price of $18 US or $256 Canadian. Thanks to Bob and Karen Tosterud of Bumfuck, Whoknowswhere a person can smell Jesus in their home for up to 48 hours. Your really gotta give these two shysters credit. I applaud anyone who can fuck over his fellow cult members with such a lucrative upshot.
I don’t claim to be all knowing, but I can be fairly confident in saying that the odor of some bronze aged middle easterner is not going to smell exactly like Burberry (but that’s just me)
I posted on Rotten Tomatoes/Passion of the Christ Forum a link to the Jesus Dress Up Doll and the forum turned into Isreal and fucking Palistine with all the commiserating back and forth, so I have finally drawn to the conclusion that only fundies are allowed to profit from God and fuck everyone one else. I find this so unnerving. I believe anyone should be able to sell Jesus on the public market and make a decent living at it.
Fundamentalists were picketing outside Urban Outfiters where the Jesus Dress Up Fridge magnets were sold for weeks, finally forcing the store to pull them from their shelves. I wish I had as much time on my hands as a fundie. These people picket for a living, check out the next the Right to Life demonstration and point out one person who is in danger of even having sex let alone becoming pregnant.
I find the concept of Jesus Scented Candles completely repugnant and an insult to anyone’s intelligence (but understanding the targeted clientele I can see how they’re such a hit) so I won’t own one. Fundies are insulted by the Jesus Dress Up Fridge Magnets, so no one can own one. The thing is, I never have fundies in my kitchen, so why should it bother them what’s on my fridge. What is it about these idiots that they find it impossible to change a channel, not look at porn or not buy a freakin fridge magnet, that they impede on everyone else’s right to do so.
So I am appealing to all my Atheist friends to make up picket signs and band together to get these Jesus candles off the shelves, get porn on prime time TV and make Howard Stern Pope (wait, he’s jewish, fuck it, it’s time we had a Jewish pope). We’ll wear our best sweat pants and put our hair up in rollers just like the fundies, and those with the option can even leave out their dental plates. I'll bring the Jello salad.
Please give generously to www.freudzixnayjesuscandle.com or
www.freudzsavethejesusmagnets.com and let your money make a difference for our children and our children’s children.
I don’t claim to be all knowing, but I can be fairly confident in saying that the odor of some bronze aged middle easterner is not going to smell exactly like Burberry (but that’s just me)
I posted on Rotten Tomatoes/Passion of the Christ Forum a link to the Jesus Dress Up Doll and the forum turned into Isreal and fucking Palistine with all the commiserating back and forth, so I have finally drawn to the conclusion that only fundies are allowed to profit from God and fuck everyone one else. I find this so unnerving. I believe anyone should be able to sell Jesus on the public market and make a decent living at it.
Fundamentalists were picketing outside Urban Outfiters where the Jesus Dress Up Fridge magnets were sold for weeks, finally forcing the store to pull them from their shelves. I wish I had as much time on my hands as a fundie. These people picket for a living, check out the next the Right to Life demonstration and point out one person who is in danger of even having sex let alone becoming pregnant.
I find the concept of Jesus Scented Candles completely repugnant and an insult to anyone’s intelligence (but understanding the targeted clientele I can see how they’re such a hit) so I won’t own one. Fundies are insulted by the Jesus Dress Up Fridge Magnets, so no one can own one. The thing is, I never have fundies in my kitchen, so why should it bother them what’s on my fridge. What is it about these idiots that they find it impossible to change a channel, not look at porn or not buy a freakin fridge magnet, that they impede on everyone else’s right to do so.
So I am appealing to all my Atheist friends to make up picket signs and band together to get these Jesus candles off the shelves, get porn on prime time TV and make Howard Stern Pope (wait, he’s jewish, fuck it, it’s time we had a Jewish pope). We’ll wear our best sweat pants and put our hair up in rollers just like the fundies, and those with the option can even leave out their dental plates. I'll bring the Jello salad.
Please give generously to www.freudzixnayjesuscandle.com or
www.freudzsavethejesusmagnets.com and let your money make a difference for our children and our children’s children.
posted by freudz wet dream at 7:43 AM
1 Comments:
umm... "righteous" jealousy? the thought that since they can't choose, neither should anyone else be able to?
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